Lexis notes: SAFE!

The fire alarm went off.  AGAIN.  While I was working on my memo (no strikethoughs - happy Laura?)

If that fire alarm doesn't shut the hell up I'mma bust a cap soon, yo.  At least this time my casebooks were safe at school.  I grabbed my laptop and my lexis notes and set up shop on a car across the street, ignoring the frightened whispers of the undergrads who weren't here to witness this same. exact. thing two nights ago.

Moral of the story: working on legal writing memos can be hazardous to your health and safety.  And if I die because a fire truck doesn't come the next time the alarm goes off, I'm suing my landlord.